Men’s
give-it-to-me-straight
Relationship
+ asstd life shittery
Consulting
Quit asking your buddies
Insights on:
breakups, relational rollercoasters,
chronic partnership problems,
reactivity, anxiety, apathy,
substance abuse, self-sabotage
& all yer misery cycles
Creds:
Professor of Cognitive Psychology
CPTSD Educator & Community Leader
M.S. Behavioral Analysis
Published Biomolecular Scientist
Brother Haver / Default Advisor
Male Empathizer
Offering:
you talk, I listen.
then it’s my turn.
compassion & consultation
without kid gloves

How it works
Self Unseen Phone Calls
Don’t even show your face. Connect over calls. Spare your identity.
One-time Advice or Routine Maintenance
Talk out a single issue or work together regularly; decide as you go.
Pay Directly
No insurance nonsense
Venmo, Cash App, Paypal, Zelle, or Sweetsweet Cash
Useful trades welcome
No Pressure
You don’t know me and you can’t fuck me! (service not available)
Talk to a woman without prohibitive undercurrents.

The Caveat
Not a therapist. Not your mom.
More like a brother who actually knows things.
Emotional coddling isn’t offered.
Must be able to ‘handle own shit.’
Feelings are hard. I’ll provide tips, but you do the work.
Bout
Basics
30-something
straight
cis
female
not available for dates
I already told you:
Professor of Cognitive Psychology
CPTSD Educator & Community Leader
M.S. Behavioral Analysis
Published Biomolecular Scientist
Brother Haver / Default Advisor
Male Empathizer
Extras
CHI, ATL, GVL, AVL
daily hiker/gatherer
former scientist & brew manager
current research podcaster
pre-veterinary B.S. chem minor
homesteader & handy trades
The Details




