Men’s
give-it-to-me-straight
Relationship
+ asstd life shittery
Consulting

How it works

Self Unseen Phone Calls

Don’t even show your face. Connect over calls. Spare your identity.

One-time Advice or Routine Maintenance

Talk out a single issue or work together regularly; decide as you go.

Pay Directly

No insurance nonsense
Venmo, Cash App, Paypal, Zelle, or Sweetsweet Cash
Useful trades welcome


No Pressure

You don’t know me and you can’t fuck me! (service not available)
Talk to a woman without prohibitive undercurrents.

The Caveat

Not a therapist. Not your mom.
More like a brother who actually knows things.

Emotional coddling isn’t offered.

Must be able to ‘handle own shit.’
Feelings are hard. I’ll provide tips, but you do the work.

Bout

The Details